WHY IS THIS MAN MY BEST FRIEND??

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thequeensthrone:

brokeymcpoverty:

pow.

Did he really try to make this argument?

as i die rolling around on the floor from laughter. 

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I am blessed

So blessed. I have never been so content and happy in my life. I have been sick for the last week and now it feels like I may have the flu, yet I have never been this happy. I have a man who loves me, who protects me, who makes every effort to make sure I am comfortable and happy. He is a man, not a boy or some dude. He has his faults, but he is a man to me through and through. It is so beyond love, it’s trust; pure unwavering trust. Love and everything else just falls in place. I want to love him and protect him and make sure he is as happy as I am.

Ive realized that this isn’t the honeymoon phase, this is just how two people are supposed to treat each other when they trust and love each other.

It doesn’t matter how long we last, I’ve already learned so much that its more than worth the risk of my heart. No matter the outcome.

simplycomplexmind:

well hello. 

who are you? O____O

simplycomplexmind:

well hello. 

who are you? O____O

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Some Harry Potter Facts.

  • Daniel Randcliffe's favorite HP book is Chamber of Secrets, Emma Watson's favorite HP book is Prisoner of Azkaban and Rupert Grint's favorite HP book is The Goblet of Fire.
  • Neville asked the Sorting Hat to be put in Hufflepuff because he found Gryffindor's reputation bravery intimidating.
  • Most of the members of the Black family are named after stars.
  • Voldemort cannot love because he was conceived under the effects of a Love Potion.
  • The first Harry Potter novel was published in 1998, the same year that the final Battle of Hogwarts take place. "I open at the close."
  • J.K. Rowling has said that when she took an online Sorting Hat quiz it sorted her into Hufflepuff.
  • Both Sirius and Fred, Hogwarts pranksters from different generations, died laughing.
  • Tom Marvolo Riddle is also an anagram for "immortal odd lover."
  • Slytherin house was the first and last house mentioned in the series.
  • October 9 of 1995, Dumbledore's Army meets in the Room of Requirement for the first time to practice the Disarming Charm.
  • In the movie scene "Nineteen Years Later", Tom Felton's girlfriend Jade Gordon makes an appearance as Draco's wife, Astoria Greengrass.
  • Voldemort is bald because this way people can't use his hair in a Polyjuice Potion.
  • Ron's Patronus is a Jack Russel Terrier, which are know for chasing otters. Hermione's Patronus happens to be an otter.
  • Voldemort's Boggart would take the shape of his own corpse, since death was his greatest fear.
  • Voldemort was 71 years old when he died on May 2, 1998.
  • A Patronus is a physical representation of one's soul. Since James Potter's is a stag and Lily's is a doe, they are literally soul mates.
  • Molly Weasley's brothers Gideon and Fabian were killed by Death Eaters in the first war.
  • Even though he feared death, Voldemort could not become a ghost because his soul was so damaged.
  • George would never be able to evoke a Patronus Charm after Fred's death.
  • A Patronus often mutates to take the image of the love one's life because they so often become the happy thought that generates a Patronus.
  • Bellatrix Lestrange is actually in love with Voldemort.
  • After Kingsley Shacklebolt became the new Minister of Magic, he told all who participated in the Battle of Hogwarts they could have a job as an Auror without N.E.W.T.s.
  • Snape hates Neville so much because Neville could have been the other Chosen One, meaning that Lily would have to survived.
  • The third scent Hermione could smell emanating from the Amortentia (love potion) was that of Ron's hair.
  • Minerva McGonagall played on the Gryffindor Quidditch team while she attended Hogwarts.
  • The Elder Wand is the only known wand in existence with a hair from the tail of a Thestral at its core.

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taste-of-envy:

WE ARE BLEACH!

METALOCALYPSE

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What really grinds my gears is that..

essenceofarose:

My teacher not even gonna read this paper though!

hes not going to read a damn thing!

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thegoddamazon:

galactic-kat:

amy-face:

trubr0wn:

rigbaby:

fuckyeahfeminists:

Scarlett Johansson responds to sexist questions!

“Is that inappropriate?”

You are a shining example of our culture’s sense of entitlement to women’s bodies.

props to scarlett for calling it out honestly

Remember the time she asked why the boys got all “the really cool thought-provoking questions’ and she got the ‘rabbit food question’

and i stood up and clapped for her for calling it out

That is the beautiful face of a woman who is tired of your shit.

Is asking what kind of underwear someone’s wearing inappropriate? Do you have a reason you need to know this other than picturing Scarlett Johansson in her underwear?

I need more female actors to start calling male interviewers out on this shit.

Like…what does her underwear have to do with anything? Like seriously. Why not ask her if she did what most of her male counterparts did and read her character’s comics to help get a feel for bringing the character to life on screen? Why not ask her who her favorite comic book character actually is? Ask her if she’d ever do a solo Black Widow film.

Like there’s so many other questions out there that have nothing to do with gender and objectification.

Scar Jo is the love of my life. 

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tailoredsheets:

Glen is the man

my lover!!

tailoredsheets:

Glen is the man

my lover!!

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